February 2012
39 posts
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What if Chickfactor merged with Chick-Fil-A?
Chickfilactor?
“Once they’re on the mission, Jed Eye hijacks the Hoopty and strands Morris...”
– Homeboys in Outer Space - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Tyler Perry’s Waiting for Godot
“In Baby Moses, the player controls Miriam, Moses’ sister as she tries to...”
– Bible Adventures - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
letmeworryaboutblank:
i really want to start a tumblr where i overlay community quotes on parks and rec screencaps
Love this guy.
Josh: This kid came up to me wearing a black suit and a red tie.
Leah: It sounds like Regis Philbin. Are you sure it wasn't Regis Philbin?
Admit it, if Josh and I formed a Karmin cover band where we were Karmin and we covered Belle & Sebastian and Magnetic Fields songs, you’d listen.
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tomesandtalismans replied to your quote: As a survivor of both the British and Canadian…
In Soviet Canada, metaphor mixes you.
Who are you and why are we not friends?
“As a survivor of both the British and Canadian systems, I’ve peddled my fair...”
– Sleeping with the Boss - By Mark Steyn - The Corner - National Review Online
Is that how you spell “hyperbole” in assholeville?
Talk to me. I'm bored as hell. →
“I did not have any good solid plans for the long-term—no bad plans either,...”
– Lorrie Moore, A Gate at the Stairs
“Ken Griffey, Jr. did not understand his line “there’s a party in my...”
– Homer at the Bat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Woman-beating rage-broccoli Chris Brown lip-synced his single “Turn Up The...”
– Culture Desk: The Grammy Awards: Chris Brown Overload : The New Yorker
skybarn replied to your quote: As I watch everyone interact on the station, the…
Not only did this make laugh out loud, but I read it aloud to my wife. (ROLTW?)
Really, it was this section that collapsed the whole thing:
In fact, the war correspondence he so longs to write—and he believes he is the only one who can write it—would be one of many, many voices escaping from occupied DS9 in...
Maybe other people should hate themselves more
I mean, I’m a fucking nerd with terrible taste, but at least I have the self-awareness to be ashamed and self-loathing!
“As I watch everyone interact on the station, the lack of social media sticks out...”
– Why doesn’t anybody use social media on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine?
People need to have a little more goddamn shame. They need to sit down and say, “Is this really ok, this literally retarded thing that I am writing?” And other people should have the decency to say, “You...
“O’Grimacey is an Irish version of the more well-known Grimace character, a...”
– McDonald’s shamrock shake goes national - Feb. 8, 2012
Everything is about Grimace these days.
And this is all due to laziness, not cheapness
Things I considered today before finally buckling down and buying toilet paper:
1. Stealing from work.
2. Not buying any and “improvising” when the time came.
All this because I didn’t want to walk half a block out of my way. I guess I’m an adult now yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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“Hip hop rivalries” (often referred to as “beefs”) have existed...”
– Hip hop rivalry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Waka Flocka celebrates his birthday.
rapindustryfanfiction:
[submitted by vonfranz]
Waka Flocka Flame was feeling depressed.
It was his birthday, and he should have been happier about it.
He just couldn’t help it, though.
He hated birthdays, especially his own. They made him think of death.
Waka wondered what he had done to deserve an entire day devoted to the celebration of his existence. He thought of all the children...
“6) At the end of the halftime show, they displayed the words “World Peace.” They...”
– Non-Football Super Bowl Notes - By Jay Nordlinger - The Corner - National Review Online
My eyes are going to roll right out of my head with this.
“Use of the word goonie. A goonie is a largish rock but still small enough to be...”
– Central Pennsylvania accent - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You add a bunch of Bergman films to your Netflix queue and the next thing is that you’re being recommended, “Swedish Movies” and “Criticially-acclaimed Scandinavian Movies.”
“Note: In “The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs,” Chandler...”
– Friends (season 4) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wikipedia feels so zen sometimes.
“I Love My Bitch” (known as “I Love My Chick” in its edited...”
– I Love My Bitch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
January 2012
23 posts
Describe your sex life with an episode title of...
Operation: Annihilate!
“Apple now has about $104 in cash per share.
But to paraphrase rapper P....”
– Apple CEO faces first test with cash mountain | Reuters
HE WAS PUFF DADDY WHEN HE DID THAT!
“In 2020, human boxers have been replaced by robot boxers.”
– Real Steel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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tomesandtalismans replied to your post: Can’t wait until the day someone writes my…
Photo reply notably enabled.
Unintentional, but not unwelcome!
Can’t wait until the day someone writes my generation’s seminal love song: “I Got a Man (Who Sends Me Dick Pics).”
“Did you try turning it off and then on again?”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Things Liberal Arts Graduates Never Like Hearing.
Nailed.
“Mitt Romney didn’t win Iowa. Is he still “inevitable”?”
– The Morning Plum - The Plum Line - The Washington Post
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between political blogs and Hipster Runoff.
