According to the closing ceremonies, Canada...
Beavers Badgers Moose Mounties Lumberjacks Neil Young Michael Bublé Rockettes dressed as Mounties Maple Leafs
As a human being, I kind of suck
I’m not taking any arguments to the contrary. EMO-TIME!
I’m watching Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit on Lifetime Movie Network.
Things you really don't want to see in an e-mail...
“They just plowed out the driveway. (Connell, this is not code…I’ve been stuck at home for two days.)” Ick.
I really hate February
I suppose it’s not February’s fault that it’s the worst of all the months. It’s done its job to be the shortest every year (even leap years!) and, really, many people argue that January is worse, so it is really quite possible that I’m in the minority. But it’s so interminable every year. I really start to lose it around the 17th or 18th. It’s the month...
bmichael asked: Maybe you should get some tattoos, be for interracial marriage, and not contact politicians?
Oh yeah, I forgot, you can ask me questions... →
I wish we could be Team Johnny Weir and the Cast of Glee– Me, on trying to figure out a name for Justine’s and my team for the Walk to Cure Psoriasis: Philadelphia. PS: If you would like to join my so-far nameless team, the Philadelphia walk is May 15th at the Philadelphia Zoo (America’s FIRST Zoo!). You also get free Zoo access for the rest of...
I keep getting confused when I go to the bathroom because I feel like I need to...– Me, on jeggings
Ben is like “John Locke was a good man, and I am sorry I murdered...– Lost S06E03: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) - Recaps - Videogum WHY IS VIDEOGUM AMAZING?
Text of an e-mail to my mother regarding someone...
Mom, we need to have a talk about this dude. Indie music does NOT equal rap. I do not have an interest in rollerblading nor do I have an interest in the Torah.
Things they love: Patti Smith on vinyl, Philip... →
julieklausner: On Anthony Bourdain, John Larroquette’s Twitter, and the “Cool Old Guy” thing, at Nerve.com. READ
Seriously the worst
Leah: FULL HOUSE
Leah: oh it's a MICHELLE episode
Justine: oh god
Justine: which one
Leah: a kindergarten michelle episode
Leah: those are the WORST
Justine: haha indeed
Leah: where she and becky build a downhill derby racecar
Justine: oh man
Over 30 inches (75 cm) of snow fell in Philadelphia, the most of any major...– North American blizzard of 1996 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia FUNPOCALYPSE! I seriously can think of nothing better than being stuck in a WaWa. Those milkshake machines? Shorties? Yesssss.
Poop is funny
Leah: [Quoting from weather.com] ".AN EXPLOSIVELY DEVELOPING NOR/EASTER..." Sounds like it needs Pepto.
Jean: Looks like this storm will be another anal fisting to the Eastern seaboard!
That was the Tebow commercial?
skybarn: Hype! I thought it was going to be one of those commercials for the yogurts that make you crap.
Florence + The Machine - Addicted to Love (Robert...
To Xfinity and beyond!
Leah: I'd like to cancel my phone and internet service.
Comcast rep: Sure. You'll have a credit of $171 coming to you in the next 30 days or so.
Leah: Uh, that's more than I've been paying for everything including television.
Comcast rep: I cancelled everything.
Leah: [Television screen goes blank] Oh, I can see that. I wanted to keep television service.
Comcast rep: Oh, well I cancelled everything.
Leah: Am I going to be without television while I'm snowed in?
Comcast rep: I don't know! Let's see! I'm uncancelling it. Did your TV come back on?
Comcast rep: OK, good. You're still getting a refund.
@ornj: @televisionarie It’s Awareness Del! Making people aware… aware of Delaware!!!
The problem is that we ended up at the mercy of a generation of guys who...– Julie Klausner, I Don’t Care About Your Band I’m only on page xi but MORE OF THIS. YES. THIS.
Uhh, some inside jokes
Justine: how do you even go about telling your boyfriend something like that
Justine: oh, p.s. I have two vaginas
Leah: "so i went to college in baltimore, i have a dog named lenny and two vaginas named octavia and merlin"
Seriously, what is wrong with British people?
Leah: Ok I’m reading about the building where brideshead revisited was filmed and look what I found: “Simon Howard, who lives at Castle Howard with his wife Rebecca and their twins Merlin and Octavia.”
Leah: Hello, I’m Octavia Howard and this is my twin brother Merlin.
Jean: PLEASE STOP MAKING ME LOL. [My boss] has already come out of his lair TWICE.
Leah: Oh, you’ll be fine. I cannot say the same for Merlin and Octavia.
Jean: “and this is my twin brother, Merlin…” Seriously, kill me.
THERE IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH ON THE INTERNET TODAY
I give up.