skybarn: I had a Seder once. We had liver, fava beans and nice Chianti. Did I do it wrong? Well, as there was no bread involved, I’d say you’re in the clear.
bmichael asked: What does ANTM mean? Have you seen Hurt Locker? Holy jesus this is such a good movie.
Ask me anything! I'm bored and there's only so... →
It is unknown whether or not the man thought the dead marsupial was Punxsutawney...– Drunken Man Tries to Revive Dead Opossum: Cops | NBC Philadelphia I HEART THIS!
While I see many thoughtful, spirited discussions...
skybarn: nerdshares: in response to this Natasha VC/Julie Klausner review of Greenberg, I would like to quietly and respectfully say that my particular problem with this is that the “let’s get stoned and Gchat” dialogical format — featuring only vague references to the film’s plotline and replete with varying, kind of cutesy nicknames for the main character (G-berg, Greensie, Greenbro) — is...
The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how...– Man’s penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder | Metro.co.uk God, England, you are apparently in DESPERATE NEED OF LUBE.
The Walk and Talk
Leah: So I was thinking about, when would you like me to [walks into filing cabinet] ...stop walking into walls?
Boss: Preferably today.
The Sharp Copy Machine Representative will be here on [redacted] to provide a...– Eventually your life comes down to a lot of interoffice memos that look like this.
In Impromptus today, I go on a bit about the theme of the hour, or one of them:...– A Plea for Diversity - Jay Nordlinger - The Corner on National Review Online Shorter version: Why can’t there still be a place in this country where we can have buttsex and blame it on the lack of chicks?
There is no downside for Republicans,” Michael Steele, the Republican National...– Political Memo - G.O.P. Faces Drawbacks of United Stand on Health Bill - NYTimes.com Does this mean that, contrary to what I’ve heard, Republicans aren’t “Real Americans”? ‘Cause that’s sure what it sounds like.
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On that whole big tent party thing...
Everyone I’ve seen get up and talk on the Republican side today has been a white dude with a bad haircut and and ugly tie (plus Michele Bachmann) who has talked about dead babies or taxes. The Democratic side has featured, yes, white dudes (with bad haircuts and ugly ties), but also women and minorities who have talked about people. Oh, and just like everyone else, my brackets are...
Conservative Blogger Calls For Obama's...
amazinglarry: Again, I always love it when the right says exactly what it means. Shorter Republican viewpoint: Health care for fetuses, not for you.
Overheard at the diner
Dad: What are you guys learning in CCD right now?
Son: Nothing, really.
Dad: Oh. Do you know what "genuflect" means?
First things that come off at home: the shoes and the bra.– Colleague to me in the bathroom.
Racial Slur Development Not Keeping Pace With... →
It’s actually quite poignant.
The Thrill — Wiz Khalifa feat. Empire of the...
Leah: it just seems much easier for other people, is all
Leah: but i think part of that is that other people don't hate themselves to quite the degree i do
Jay: you do tend to hate yourself quite a lot more than most
Leah: maybe other people should hate themselves more
The weirdest thing about using Spotify in the...
…is when it tells me in a very British voice that my local blood bank is running low on blood types O-negative and B-negative and implores me to give.
Yeah… I think thanks to the Tudors… I’d fuck pretty much any dude with a British...– Jean
Rockin' the fat heroin addict look again tonight
Gonna be the next big thing!
I smell a Kickstarter project in this!
Laura: I’m a little afraid to try it….can you see the other person before you decide if you want to let them see you?
Leah: Nope, it just connects you.
Justine: Connects you to a lot of PENISES. So I have heard. I luckily have no webcam on my laptop.
Leah: Seriously, a lot of wangs and a lot of French teenagers asking “bébé, can we see your tits?”
Justine: Leah tries things so we don’t have to.
Paroxysms of Anxiety
Just got a call from a debt collection agency and since the number said “Unknown” I didn’t pick it up. But they left a message! A threatening message! With a reference number! And I’m like oh my god, I’m going to jail and I’ll never own a house. So I call them back and give them the reference number and they say, “What is this in regards to?” and...
You know you have some burning questions for me to... →
Maybe this isn't as funny as it seems
Justine: oh right, michelle and steph end up on a plane to china or something
Leah: way to not give me a spoiler alert
Justine: thought it had happened already
Justine: MY BAD
Great Moments in Full House
DJ flying in from Spain on “Overseas Airways.”
jeffbarnsky asked: It's for those of us who want to smell like vagina. Just as advertised.
Where would you rather work: Gawker or the... →
skybarn: youngmanhattanite: Everyone is wrong on the Internet. This will clearly make the commoners sympathize with their plight. Why do I always picture Zoolander in the coal mine when I hear bloggers complaining? I got the black lung Dad! If it were my job to sit around in my apartment reading RSS feeds, criticizing people, and doing prescription drugs, well… at least I...
Naomi saw how reckless it had been to fall so hard, but it was already done. She...– Maile Meloy, Both Ways is the Only Way I Want It. Why did no one tell me about Maile Meloy before now?