I just read that one-half of Chromeo is Jewish and getting his PhD in French Literature at Columbia and I’m like, I’m Jewish and I could have studied Russian Literature there! I fucked up!
God, I'm ugly tonight
You know how most people go through a “bad boy” phase? Leah, I think you went...– Justine.
The responsibility of writing should be to its author’s idea of truth. And the...– The Cost of B Michael’s Truly Epic Shit | Sports Blogs are to Culture as Joe Morgan is to Baseball Stats Umm, holy shitoly. A) I’m pretty sure that the responsibility of a JOURNALIST is to report the actual truth, not his or her IDEA of truth. B) The responsibility of...
I mean, I loved him a lot more, so that counts for...
My dog died. I posted a picture of him on Facebook and got 4 comments. My dad (who very much disliked the dog) posts the same picture and gets 25 comments.
Do you know what one is? I do. It’s what in every other part of the country would be called “rubbernecking.”
People who Should be in Everything
lucaluca: dahlelama: 1. David Hyde Pierce 2. Christopher Walken 3. Alan Rickman
Xiu Xiu - Dear God, I Hate Myself
There is a county in Texas called “Deaf Smith.” Wikipedia has this to say: The pronunciation of “Deaf”, like that of Smith, is “Deef”.
I bought a bunch of clothes online and when they arrived today, I realized that 5 out of 6 items were gray. The 6th item was black.
Now I'm a believer...
Sat next to the most THUG LIFE guy ever on the R5 today. He spent the entire ride listening to The Monkees on his headphones. It was amazing.
The regular lunch menu, which may or may not include navy beans, will be served...– No Slop Sloppy Joes for AC Students | NBC Philadelphia Sometimes it’s hard to tell when NBC Philadelphia is taking the piss.
Yes, I'm aware you got something that looks like...
You got it if I ever e-mailed you, ever. I’m sorry. I don’t know how it happened. Boo.
Superfun day at the office
E-mail from contact: Hi fives all around!
Leah: Hi fives?
Krista: Should have been hi five's.
Leah: Or hi 5's!
I'm in yr bank account, jewwing your $$
My father will never forgive me for using the word...
Dad: Are you going to see "Date Night"?
Leah: No, it doesn't look like my kind of movie.
Dad: What, in that it looks funny and has people you've heard of in it?
Things you see commercials for when watching a...
Poise liners 7th Heaven Poop-inducing yogurt Chocolate
This is an actual conversation I'm having right...
Leah: do you also not like sister act 1 or two?
Aaron [enjoywontyou.tumblr.com]: the first three are all terrible.
Leah: there are three sister act movies?
Aaron: i basically just love star wars and empire
Leah: how did i not know about this?
Leah: oh, you're talking about star wars again
Aaron: i have a soft spot for jedi, but that was because it was the first one i saw in the theater. it is admittedly not very good. except for the final lightsaber battle, which is actually my favorite lightsaber battle
Aaron: oh i thought you said star wars
Aaron: not sister act
Didn't they already make the e*trade talking baby... →
I just completed [a program request] for, “Anal Hell 2– Jean. THIS IS WORK!
Random Saturday Evening Thoughts
I’m sure this was discovered 50-some years ago when the book was written, but Nevil Shute’s On the Beach is really depressing — unless you’re the kind of person who enjoys contemplating her own mortality in the wake of nuclear holocaust. Pretty sure the people in my building catty-corner from my windows have seen me naked. Not sure how I feel about that. She’s All That...
I got an e-mail today from a guy who canceled a date at the last minute back in January. Of 2009. He apologized for taking “a while” to get back in touch with me and asked if I’d be up for trying again. Is this a normal thing that happens to all people? Or do men just come out of the blue months (15 months) later for all girls? I mean, it’s one thing when they’re...
My dad totally understands
Leah: Is this that guy you know who wrote something or something?
Dad: No, that's his boss's brother.
I don't care about your April Fools joke