July 2010
88 posts
Unbearable, screaming, ill-informed assholes
No, not Fox News — E!
June 2010
85 posts
“Your email went to Spam, just found it. How insulting of Yahoo. See you Thurs.”
– My therapist! Always trying to cheer me up.
Bad Lover
In the aftermath of my thing with Ryan, I found myself dating, for want of a better term, someone else. You know how it is after a relationship ends and you’re shaken up and unsure of what happens next. So it was that this man asked me to dinner, called me intoxicating and then we had something resembling a vaguely functional relationship for the next 8 months.
And then, at some point, I...
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In case I forgot this chick got married, she...
Oy.
THE NEW AUSTERITY
I need to start saving tha dolla billz for Stockholm. This means that as of 7/5 (one cannot be austere on Independence Day!) I go into the new austerity. No more cabs home from the therapist, even though it’s guaranteed to be seven thousand degrees the whole summer and I always walk out of there with a face that probably looks like it’s contracted genital herpes of the eye.
Speaking...
Most likely to succeed
Spent Saturday night at my parents’ in Jersey watching Doctor Who.
And Doctor Who made me cry.
Ugh, the worst thing about this guy is that I went... →
Thinking about getting bangs
Does anyone have any opinion on this?
The latest in e-mails I probably shouldn't send my...
Enjoy the dentist! Make sure they give you the good gas!
Progressive's Flo, Rachel Ray, Samantha Brown, or...
Which one is the worst — and by extension the worst human being alive?
Nerds
How many people in lines for the new iPhone are updating friends about said lines from perfectly good one-year-old iPhones?
Am I jaundiced or is it the lighting in my...
Also, does anyone else say “gals” with the same frequency I do?
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Baudelaire by way of the Dragon Dictation app
Your foot that’s a two shot you for keeping the feeding you kissed you on the bus okay love you too if I go to come clean with the following call stack ask yourselves lasagna trays I’m sad need to clock designed to please even give it to you I would send you need some decent if you got the flat today marks and had a cigarette death but said that I thank you not to vote for Shawn a...
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Gee, thanks
[Redacted]: well i wasn't interested in you romantically
[Redacted]: but i thought you were smart
[Redacted]: i always did
[Redacted]: if you had hit on me
[Redacted]: i know i would've responded
“The Fiver has always been fascinated by the French. Their air of fag-smoking...”
– The Fiver
I suppose Descartian is better than Camusian.
...and that is where all stars end
Wouldn’t mind running away for a bit to Lapland or the southernmost part of Tierra del Fuego and having zero human contact or something.
I’m so not a heat person.
In the midst of drafting long, philosophical — or if not philosophical, at least pensive — emails to a few folks. I don’t think any of them include come-ons.
Even so, it would seem that things have...
Right now the leader is watching a King of Queens...
Ben: :( I don't like when leah's upset, cuz leah's my favorite
Ben: you realize you're the leader of that lunch table, I don't go down to lunch often, but I definitely don't go down at all when you're not there
Leah: hahaha was that supposed to cheer me up?
Leah: because i think it worked to some degree
Ben: yes
Leah: i should put it on my resume
Leah: leader of the lunch table
Ben: you're kinda the Leonardo to the Lunch tables ninja turtle group
Ben: it all revolves around your emails, and your comments, because all conversations that others start will at first bounce back to you for approval
Leah: i think you may be exaggerating a bit now
Ben: I'm not!
Leah: you make me sound like stalin
“But to echo the words of representative Joe Barton, I don’t want to live in a...”
– Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology | Videogum
As always, Mr. Delahaye is right on the $$$$.
