February 2011
55 posts
Anonymous asked: What should I have for dinner? Egg whites or tuna? ~jUsTiNe
Itching to talk to people. I know! It's weird and... →
It's my day
Everyone’s wedding pictures are so hazy and sun-dappled and out-of-focus.
If I ever get married, I’m doing high-grain, high-contrast black-and-white. I want my wedding to look like a high schooler’s art project.
Glee is doing a mash up of YYYs and MJ...
amazinglarry:
and it is every bit as horrible and misguided as it sounds.
You can stream it here. It’s very, very bad.
I’m waiting for the Kidz Bop cover of the mashup.
January 2011
128 posts
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Because it's already 30 seconds old so I can't...
It’d be awesome if yet another blog posts the new Fleet Foxes song. I haven’t seen it on enough sites. I’m worried the internet won’t eat itself fast enough this time.
Look, I’m helping.
“I watched The Nanny Diaries on Lifetime for like 6 hours or something last...”
– If you say this sentence out loud to a bunch of cool cats at your office, you WILL be greeted with stunned silence.
But the thing is that Mike and Ikes really are my...
There is the hangover you have from too much alcohol, and then there is the hangover you get from randomly-delivered flashbacks of flirting terribly with strange men in line for the bathroom at the bar.
“Ooooooh, can I have a Mike and Ike? Mike and Ikes are my faaaaaaaaaaavorite, and it’s my birthday party.”
“Is this a hipster bar? I don’t know any of the bands in the jukebox.”
– One of my friends on the bar we ended up at last night for my “semi-surprise” birthday party.
“I know it was a dumb thing to us..! We love and want our arms as well as it is...”
– Hulu - Armless - Watch the full feature film now.
I got nothin’ to add. This is a wonderful, thoughtful review.
DoNothingFor2Minutes.com →
sfbirdie:
mbyhoff:
kirklarsen:
countcenci:
I’ve failed this 4 times already.
Well done.
Made it six seconds.
Well this is freaking impossible.
If you guys can’t do this, you haven’t spent nearly enough time sitting in a cube pretending to work.
You can find me on tumbleweeds under “go fuck yourself” and “no seriously, go fuck yourself.”
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I really hate it when my Tumblr feed jacks itself...
Snow Psychosis 5
I hope your asshole children (especially the one I saw on channel 10 last night who was elated because his Wii Dance Party at school was canceled because now he could go play Wii at home — seriously) are as happy when they’re in school all summer. I hope their spring break gets canceled too and that you all have to cancel your horrible trips to Colonial Williamsburg.
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There is Snow God
Do I buy tickets to a show I want to see at the First Unitarian Church when I’m 99% sure that someone I don’t want to see will be there plus entourage? Such a small space! We’re guaranteed to run into each other!
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Happy birthday, Dahl! Best tv commentary on... →
Snoopy and Prickly Pete
Something tells me Michele Bachmann subscribes to George Costanza’s newsletter. Issue 1, Volume 1: It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Snow psychosis
On the scale of giving a fish to teaching to fish, where does a fish taco rate? They’re so good.
lazarou asked: I'm seriously in need of baby names. Since I won't know what I'll be having until next month, I'll need suggestions from the best of both worlds. And the middle name has to be German.
Anonymous asked: How excited are you for Saturday night? On a scale from "Extremely" to "SUPER EXTREMELY"?
Ask me some questions →
I’ll tell you some lies!
"My first screenname was anjelbabe4. I will never...
hornreviews:
dailyhuff:
tanya77:
urlesque:
housingworksbookstore:
Cornbread and Butter Beans
Mine was BroadwayNY.
Confession time, ya big lit snobs. What was yours?
And the embarrassment starts early tonight, folks!
wolf77722
Several variations on Prufrock.
MosesRat. (A deliberately meaningless combination of words, since all the other names I tried were already taken on...
“I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee!” she thundered. “Where...”
– Meet Congress’s 5 biggest aisle hogs - War Room - Salon.com
I’m going to use this line anytime I don’t get my way.
