December 2011
17 posts
Just to be clear, learning German and going to Iceland are two separate things. I don’t plan to be able to speak German in Iceland.
Dec 30th
I told my parents that my only plans for 2012 were to learn German and go to Iceland and my dad asked me when I was going to dye my hair blonde and join the Aryan Nation.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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“Hello girls we are an upscale foot fetish company specializing in foot fetish...”
– Pretty Girls With Pretty Feet Wanted ($400 A Night Avg!!) This sounds COMPLETELY legit. I urge all you Peggy Hills out there to apply ASAP.
Dec 27th
There’s no better way to spend an evening than diagnosing yourself with psychiatric disorders based on Wikipedia research.
Dec 26th
I know nothing about video games!
Josh J: they had dreamcast
Josh J: DREAMCAST
Leah: hahahaha
Leah: (i think?)
Dec 22nd
“In keeping with the great lady’s legacy, Margaret Thatcher’s state...”
– Thatcher state funeral to be privatised - e-petitions
Dec 21st
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A blow upon a bruise
Las Vegas is not a real city. This is my fourth visit and the first that lasted a week. I know that this area has experienced a population explosion in the last decade, and I know people live and work here (I talk to them on a regular basis, in fact), but it’s not a real city. There’s nothing substantive to it. Especially in December when it’s relatively empty and there’s...
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
WHAT TO DOOOOOOOO?
When I go to the Grand Canyon in the next week, I want to take pictures with my iPhone, but I’m also worried about dropping my iPhone into the abyss.
Dec 13th
Statistical probabilities are not my friend
LOL REMEMBER WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE AT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY PERSON EVER?
Dec 8th
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“Meanwhile, in New York, Kevin tours the city and creates a ruse to check in to...”
– Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
“When he does, the midget commits bowel movements.”
– Trapped in the Closet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dec 2nd
Dec 1st