- Leah: oh wait, you mean country club
- Leah: not gay club
When I asked them what they were doing, they said, “We’re playing Total Recall.”
And I couldn’t figure out whether they were nerds or whether I was jealous. I STILL can’t figure it out.
Also, HOW DOES ONE PLAY TOTAL RECALL?
I firmly believe there’s not a person in this world (myself included) who wants to hear my voice before 7:45 am — and yet everyday I witness people having extended personal phone calls very early in the morning.
When the new Murakami book gets released in October, do I get it for my Nook or do I spend the extra money for the hardcover? If I get the eBook no one will know how smart I am.
When I first got my Blackberry for work, I tried to make things happen by touching the screen, but nothing did because it doesn’t even have a touchscreen. Either iPhones make you stupid and lazy, or I’m just too dumb to use a Blackberry.
A real meeting of the fucking minds.
That’s my phrase from now on.
Given that this is Glenn Beck, I’m not sure whether he means firearms or, you know, arms.
“You know what your problem is, Leah? You have too much of a Protestant work ethic.”
Some day my first edition Michael Crichton will skyrocket in value.
When someone asks you a question he doesn’t know the answer to, you give him the answer, and he says, “Correct,” and restates your answer as though he’d known all along.