Life in the new millennium!
- Leah: oh wait, you mean country club
- Leah: not gay club
June 2011
87 posts
Repatriated
Handsome Furs
Handsome Furs — Repatriated
On repeat.
I'll never forget that day in 3rd grade when I ran into some boys at the playground
When I asked them what they were doing, they said, “We’re playing Total Recall.”
And I couldn’t figure out whether they were nerds or whether I was jealous. I STILL can’t figure it out.
Also, HOW DOES ONE PLAY TOTAL RECALL?
It's because of society
I firmly believe there’s not a person in this world (myself included) who wants to hear my voice before 7:45 am — and yet everyday I witness people having extended personal phone calls very early in the morning.
“The cast eats breakfast at IHOP, and Irene says that art “doesn’t have to hurt”.”
—The Real World: Seattle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I AM VERY CONFUSED/SCARED ABOUT WHY KEANE'S "SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW" IS BEING USED IN A COMMERCIAL FOR WINNIE THE POOH!
When the new Murakami book gets released in October, do I get it for my Nook or do I spend the extra money for the hardcover? If I get the eBook no one will know how smart I am.
I'll level with you
When I first got my Blackberry for work, I tried to make things happen by touching the screen, but nothing did because it doesn’t even have a touchscreen. Either iPhones make you stupid and lazy, or I’m just too dumb to use a Blackberry.
“The “Male Genital Mutilation Bill” garnered the more than 7,000 signatures needed to get on the ballot in November. Lloyd Schofield, director of the San Francisco office of the MGM Bill organization, aired his grievances with circumcision in a heated discussion with celebrity rabbi Shmuley Boteach on CNN last month.”
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Jews, Muslims File Suit Against Proposed Circumcision Ban | TPMMuckraker
A real meeting of the fucking minds.
"Little use and even less concern"
That’s my phrase from now on.
“Poland, I didn’t know this when I first started doing my research.” Beck said, “Poland rose up, a lot of Poles rose up, to try to help the Jews but they had nothing left. They had no arms.”
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Glenn Beck To Visit Auschwitz, Broadcast Special From Outside Town | TPMDC
Given that this is Glenn Beck, I’m not sure whether he means firearms or, you know, arms.
But I'm Jewish
“You know what your problem is, Leah? You have too much of a Protestant work ethic.”
I know it's coming
Some day my first edition Michael Crichton will skyrocket in value.
That's the worst thing
When someone asks you a question he doesn’t know the answer to, you give him the answer, and he says, “Correct,” and restates your answer as though he’d known all along.
