February 2012
52 posts
“I Love My Bitch” (known as “I Love My Chick” in its edited...”
– I Love My Bitch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
January 2012
23 posts
Describe your sex life with an episode title of...
Operation: Annihilate!
“Apple now has about $104 in cash per share.
But to paraphrase rapper P....”
– Apple CEO faces first test with cash mountain | Reuters
HE WAS PUFF DADDY WHEN HE DID THAT!
“In 2020, human boxers have been replaced by robot boxers.”
– Real Steel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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tomesandtalismans replied to your post: Can’t wait until the day someone writes my…
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Unintentional, but not unwelcome!
Can’t wait until the day someone writes my generation’s seminal love song: “I Got a Man (Who Sends Me Dick Pics).”
“Did you try turning it off and then on again?”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Things Liberal Arts Graduates Never Like Hearing.
Nailed.
“Mitt Romney didn’t win Iowa. Is he still “inevitable”?”
– The Morning Plum - The Plum Line - The Washington Post
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between political blogs and Hipster Runoff.
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Criticism
rawkblog:
Unrelated: why didn’t critics accept The Boy with the Arab Strap as “another terrific Belle & Sebastian record”? It’s so clearly the Help! to Sinister’s Hard Days’ Night.
Complete and total agreement.
“Jesus Christ, if there’s one thing people from Philadelphia love talking about...”
– An Open Letter To Tina Fey Re: Bonding With The Roots | Videogum
This is all incredibly true.
When people who used to work at Gawker interview people who currently work there for pieces that are completely unrelated to the company, I think back to when I would cadge quotes off of my friends for my high school newspaper rather than having to talk to someone new.
And Lifetime movies
Leah: chronicles of riddick is on
Josh J: oh god
Leah: i've never seen it
Leah: can you believe that
Josh J: wow
Josh J: where have you been
Leah: too busy watching equilibrium and timecop i guess
Josh J: smh
“Someday before I walk in the valley of death I’d love to make a pilgrimage...”
– What makes a kid in Boston geaux for a team so far from - 01.09.12 - SI Vault
To all you LSU fans, I present… my dad.
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That was the moment that you lost your charm
At some point, in the midst of my mother driving us around Newark at 1 am this past Saturday night/Sunday morning, she got out of the car at an all-night gas station to ask for directions. Sitting alone in the car, I yelped, “I just want to go home!” out of exhaustion and general whininess.
Then I was frustratingly assaulted by a memory of a night Ryan and I spent together. We went to see a...
