I just ran into a coworker and he said, “What’s up?” and I said, “Going to the bathroom!” flashed a big smile and gave a thumbs up.
Just listen to Biggie featuring Ma$e and Puffy and then go slam your fucking head against a wall.
Find me one sentence in here that makes sense.
Today at the cafeteria at work, I asked for an Italian hoagie and the guy got a big smile and was like, “South Philly style?” It felt vaguely dirty.
I lied. THIS is the saddest paragraph I’ve read in recent days.
Saddest paragraph I’ve read in recent days.
You don’t realize your book collection is so pretentious until you hear yourself saying, “Baudelaire, Beckett, Camus.”
Tyler Perry’s Waiting for Godot