March 2012
35 posts
Exit Polls Cross Tabs
skybarn:
77% of GOP voters believe that Obama has secretly “not read all of Proust”.
Just the shit about the Madeleines.
Book recommendations for a 12-night Caribbean cruise?
“A lot of people on the Internet love to be ironic about things.”
– UPDATE: Marilyn takes America by viral storm (VIDEO) | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, North Dakota
Well, yeah?
“Good for Greta Van Susteren. She will not have anything to do with this year’s...”
– A Request for Chivalry - By Kathryn Jean Lopez - The Corner - National Review Online
I think if she watches that masturbation episode of his show, she’d decide to make him the new face of the Conservative movement.
““No one wants a boring documentary on Africa,” he said. “Maybe we have to make...”
– Ugandan Rebel, Kony, Soars to Topic No. 1 in Online Video - NYTimes.com
This is such a tumblr thing to say.
“Cotton wanted to name his newborn son “Hank.” However, he already...”
– G.H. Hill - King of the Hill Wiki
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“Olive Garden has an attractive bar area to the right of the entryway. The...”
– THE EATBEAT: Long-awaited Olive Garden receives warm welcome | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, North Dakota
All those hot summer days in North Dakota.
“40th President of the United States. ALF talks to him when he uses...”
– Ronald Reagan - ALF Wiki
So there’s an ALF wiki!
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bmichael replied to your post: But I do really like Youth Lagoon
youth lagoon is really nice
It is! And for the record, I knew about him before all the other assholes.*
*This is probably not true
Just thinking that that last entry could have also been part of the ongoing “I’m a jerk!” series.
But I do really like Youth Lagoon
In somewhat the same vein as who’s the bigger asshole, yesterday I did the following:
Bought Belle & Sebastian records
Went to a Magnetic Fields show
Bought a Magnetic Fields tote bag at said show
Went home and watched Frasier
Congratulations to me for winning the whitest person ever award!
“Theodore heard of Youth Lagoon before Max. Max heard of them after Cindy, but...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Hipster Logic Problems.
As a whole, I was disappointed with this piece (LIKE I COULD DO BETTER, I KNOW) but this last one was perfect.
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“I’ve drunk too much tequila to rap… and I’m white anyway.”
– John B. as we drink tequila shots out of plastic cups in my apartment at 2 am.
I really have no idea what I even mean by this
I think it’s time that someone introduced the Gif Economic model.
