August 2012
16 posts
“Andy Reid burns timeouts like Wilson Goode burns rowhomes.”
– Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Philadelphia Eagles
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Things that happen
A guy sends you a link to an article about semen curing depression and advises you to talk to your shrink about it next week [smiley face].
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“The name is often considered sexually suggestive, for its closeness to the slang...”
– Blue Ball, Pennsylvania - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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What really matters is what you like, not what you...
Josh: and DEAR CATASTROPHE WAITRESS is B&S' best album
Leah: WHAT
Leah: fuck off
Leah: it is not
Josh: hahaha yes it is
Leah: go away
Josh: look, i love you, but ive tolerated your love for If You're Feeling Sinister long enough
Josh: lets get real
Leah: um
Leah: it is the best b&s album
Leah: you are now the worst
Which is, I guess, the way we sum up most things...
Lying in the dark tonight I found myself counting backwards. Not in any hopes of ditching consciousness (I suspect the 4-hour nap I took earlier today has robbed me of that ability for several hours yet) but in trying to make sense of the timeline of the last few years.
The last time I was kissed: August 2011
The last time I had sex: March 2011
The last time I had sex and didn’t feel like...
