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WHO WOULD WANT YOU NOBODY WOULD WANT YOU

hell-is-okcupid:

I didn’t receive a message from this guy, thank you skies above, but he did visit my profile(multiple times). Guess I didn’t meet his 100 criteria, and he was just making sure. He probably expects me to go and cry about it.

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Delusional and repulsive takes on a whole new level with this one, because I really don’t think he’s kidding. He has every social media outlet known to man with all the same crap, and his profile is HUGE. So either he’s attempting to become the ultimate Canadian troll, or he really thinks there’s a woman out there who exists like this AND would be interested in him, of all people. Really? He offers little more than a receding hairline and an outrageous sense of entitlement in return..

I don’t understand why he would want someone to “douche thoroughly before anal.” He knows they’re not connected, right?

Tags: submission okcupid submission
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  1. arightpigsear reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  2. mirkwood reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    [TW: Transphobia, misogyny] lol I’ll stick my used bloody tampons up his goddamn nose when he’s sleeping.
  3. e-p-hart reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    Woooooooowwwwwwww. I hope he remains alone forever.
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  12. riversbed reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    this has to be a troll??
  13. fallopianrhapsody reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  14. everythingbutharleyquinn reblogged this from deadstacylives and added:
    some of them… like the one about not getting mad if he dumps popcorn on your head at the movies… I suspect made the list...
  15. sqweak reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  16. ashencandy reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid
  17. alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    ugh what a winner I mean it’s obvious why he made a list like that, he’s such a charming non-misogynistic (omg so sexi...
  18. deadstacylives reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    number 78 is “you can take a punch” oh my god. i stopped reading at that.
  19. ani-u reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    Wow…
  20. thegeekling reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    OMG! LOL.
  21. reversecentaur reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    I feel sick
  22. birdsy-purplefishes reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    Whoa.
  23. rockstarnailbomb reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    :o :o :o
  24. ann-hall reblogged this from grosskcupid
  25. hoosteenay reblogged this from shycynical and added:
    Personally, I like that “You bathe regularly” is #87 on his list. This is a man with clear priorities.
  26. shycynical reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    I don’t understand why he would want someone to “douche thoroughly before anal.” He knows they’re not connected, right?
  27. grosskcupid reblogged this from hell-is-okcupid and added:
    Wow, definitely worth the click-through. Why in the world is he highlighting search terms he doesn’t want to attract,...
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