Rejected Taglines From the Jaguar Pitch Session Before They Arrived at “At Last, Something Beautiful You Can Truly Own.”
Jaguar: An Exquisite Piece of Shit.
A Buick in the Garage at Home, a Jaguar in the Expensive Apartment Downtown Your Wife Doesn’t Know About
The Nutjob Mistress Who Shows Up in Your Driveway to Smash Your Station Wagon with a Sledgehammer, But Looks Great Doing It
The Cursed Monkey Paw of Performance Automobiles
Because Your Boring Old Cadillac Won’t Let You Put It in the Tailpipe